"Go to Heaven for the climate. Come to Hell for the company.

Mark Twain
Welcome to Hell.
The Hell Hole Bar is a cozy restaurant and bar located in the beautiful little town of Hell Michigan. We are focused on providing you with tasty home cooking, in a delightful atmosphere only Hell can provide. Please visit us soon.
  • Sandwiches
    With Homemade Bread & Potato Chips

    Italian Witch   8” - $8   Half - $5
    Ham, Pepperoni, Salami, Mozzarella, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, and Banana Peppers - With a Spray of Italian Dressing
    Club Witch   8” - $8   Half - $5
    Ham, Turkey, Bacon, Swiss Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato and Onion, with Mayonnaise
    Hellacious Cuban   8” - $8   Half - $5
    Ham, Pulled Pork, Onion, Pickle, Swiss Cheese, Lettuce, and Jalapeno
    Buzzard Reuben   8” - $8   Half - $5
    Dearborn Brand Honey Roasted Turkey, Swiss Cheese, Russian Dressing, and our Homemade Slaw
    Hell of a BLT   8” - $8   Half - $5
    Dearborn Brand Apple Smoke Bacon, Sundried Tomato Relish, Gouda Cheese, Salami, Caramelized Onion, Roasted Red Peppers, Garlic Aioli
    Grilled Chicken Pesto   8” - $8   Half - $5
    Roasted Red Pepper, Sundried Tomato, Pesto Cheese Spread, Caramelized Onion, Mozzarella Cheese & a Pesto Drizzle
    Prime Rib French Dip   8” - $9   Half - $5.50
    Sliced Prime Rib with a Horseradish Aioli and Au Jus for Dipping
    Steak & Cheese   8” - $9   Half - $5.50
    Sliced Prime Rib, Mushrooms, Caramelized Onions, Banana Peppers and Swiss Cheese
    Corned Beef Or Pastrami Sandwich   $8
    Stacked on our Grilled Bakery Marble Rye with Swiss Cheese
    Corned Beef Or Pastrami Reuben   $8
    Stacked High on Grilled Bakery Marble Rye. With Swiss Cheese, Homemade Slaw & Russian Dressing
    Hot Dog   $3 Coney Dog   $5 Satan Dog   $4
    Dearborn Brand. Satan Dog Has Swiss Cheese, Jalapeno, Hot Sauce, Onion, and Tomato
    Pulled Pork Sandwich   $8
    Topped with Cole Slaw. With Homemade Chips.
  • Burgers ! Wraps ! Sides
    8oz ground chuck on our homemade bread, Fries instead +$1. With Homemade Bread & Homemade Potato Chips

    Hamburger   $8
    Bacon Burger   $9
    Mushroom & Swiss Burger   $9
    Bleu Cheese Burger   $9
    Olive Burger   $9
    American Cheese, Swiss, Feta, or Gouda - +$1

    Bang Bang Chicken   $7
    Breaded Chicken Bites over a Bed of Lettuce, with our Homemade Sriracha Ranch Sauce
    Hell’s Hot Wings   $8
    6 Wings Tossed in our Homemade Hot Sauce. Served with Celery and Bleu cheese for Dipping
    Chicken Tenders & Fries   $9
    Deep Fried Chicken Tenders, with Choice of Barbecue or Ranch for Dipping.
    Witch Stix   $9
    Flatbread with Mozzarella Cheese, Bacon, and Garlic Butter. Cut into Slices, Served with Ranch Dressing
    Broom Stix   $5
    Bread Stix Brushed with Roasted Garlic Oil and Parmesan Cheese.
    Served with Ranch Dressing or Pizza Sauce
    French Fries   $3
    Half Order   $2. With Chili and Cheese - Add $1

    Club Wrap   $8
    Dearborn smoked Bacon, Ham, Turkey, Caramelized Onions, Tomato, Lettuce and Mayonnaise
    Roasted Veggie Wrap   $8
    Tomato Tortilla with Mushrooms, Sundried Tomatoes, Caramelized Onions, Green Pepper, Roasted Red Pepper, Tomato, Cheddar Cheese, Lettuce, Garlic Aioli Spr
  • Dinner ! Salads ! Pasties
    Fish & Chips  $8
    Beer Battered Cod with Tatar Sauce & Slaw.
    (Friday All You can eat)
    Baked Cod  $8
    Served with Homemade Garlic-smashed Potatoes, White Wine Dill Sauce and Slaw
    Fried Perch or Bluegill Basket   $12
    Served with French Fries, Slaw, Tatar Sauce
    Prime Rib Hot Beef Sandwich   $9.50
    Sliced Prime Rib, Homemade Bread, Homemade Gravy & Garlic smashed Potatoes
    Hell of a Bowl   $8
    Homemade Garlic-Smashed Potatoes with Breaded Chicken, with Homemade Chicken Gravy & Cheddar Cheese

    Homemade Dressings: Caesar, Italian, Ranch, or Thousand Island

    Garden Salad   $7.50
    Fresh Greens, Green Pepper, Onion, Tomato, Cucumbers and Cheddar Cheese, with Your Choice of Dressing
    Caesar Salad   $7.50
    Fresh Romaine, Tossed in Caesar Dressing with Croutons and Shredded Parmesan Cheese. Add Chicken - $3.00
    Hell Hole Salad   $8.50
    Fresh Greens, Dried Cranberries, Cucumber, Red Onion, Orange Slices, Tomato, Green Pepper, Candied Pecans & Shredded Parmesan. Add Chicken - $3.00

    Made fresh daily & come with homemade gravy   Chicken or Beef   $6

    Homemade Soup of the Day
    Cup - $2.50   Bowl - $3.50
  • Pizza
    Specialty Pizza
    Small - $13   Med - $16   Large - $19

    Margarita Pizza
    Roasted Garlic Oil, Parmesan & Fresh Mozzarella Cheese, Tomato - Topped with Fresh Basil and Balsamic Reduction
    Salad Pizza
    Bacon, Ham, Mozzarella, Ranch, Mayo, Lettuce, Tomato & a Splash of Italian Dressing
    Meat Lovers Pizza
    Pepperoni, Homemade Italian Sausage, Bacon, Ham & Mozzarella
    Hawaiian Pizza
    Ham, Bacon, Pineapple, and Mozzarella Cheese
    BBQ Pork Pizza
    Pork, Onion and Mozzarella Cheese
    Veggie Pizza
    Green Pepper, Roasted Red Pepper, Caramelized Onions, Mushrooms, Sun Dried Tomatoes, Zucchini, Tomato, Squash and Mozzarella Cheese
    Steak & Cheese Pizza
    Chopped Prime Rib, Onions, Mushrooms, Banana Peppers and Mozzarella Cheese (A1 upon Request)

    Build a Pizza
    Small - $8   Medium - $10   Large - $13

    Pepperoni, Home Made Italian Sausage, Ham, Bacon, Mushrooms, Banana Peppers, Green Peppers, Roasted Red Peppers, Jalapeno, Tomatoes, Caramelized Onions, Black or Green Olives, Jalapenos, Feta Cheese.   $1.00 per Item
Seafood - or specialty. Browse our special seafood menu, featuring Stufferd and Baked Walleye, Bluegill, Cod and more.
All you can eat
Fish Fry every Friday
Catering | Parties | Weddings
We would love to cater your get-together, party or wedding - your place or ours. Our 20' x 40 tent offers seating for 40. Contact us for more information at (734) 648-0456.
A wedding in Hell. Creative and affordable. We have a beautiful chapel for an intimate wedding right here in Hell. Give us a call for more information, or check out our link here.
4025 Patterson Lake Road
Phone: (734) 648-0456 |
Hours: 11am-8pm (Sat 11am-9pm)
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